You know whats fucking scary? The fact that I could literally change my life at any moment. I could stop talking to everyone that makes me unhappy. I could kiss whoever i want. I could shave my head or get on a plane or take my own life. Nothing is stopping me. The entire world is in my hands, and I have no idea what to do with it.
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “’3 OUT OF 4 SELF-CHECKOUT MACHINES ARE FREE.”
Bottom Text: “BUT I’D RATHER STAND IMPATIENTLY NEXT TO THE ONLY ONE IN USE.”]
People are their own worst enemies at self-checkout machines, I swear to god.
Buddy’s Pup on a Backpacking Trip
virus’s face is just
'now listen here you little shit there are actual twins in this show and they sure as hell ain't us and if you want to live long enough to find out who then you better shut your fuckin mouth before i shove a snake up your ass'
Might as well go for a full house. I’ve always wanted to try out this kind of composition. Personally, I call it the ‘mafia lineup group pic’.
I literally cant fucking breathe
IVE BEEN WAITING 2 YEARS FOR THIS VIDEOS RETURN