lolsofunny:

(lol here!)

shannananan:

mercimonamie:

i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.

oh my god you managed to one up john green.

fortheloveofsalazar:

rubysp720:

thedragonbornlives:

A Yahoo guide to the ways of tumblr

I fixed it

Bless You.

castiel-counts-deans-freckles:

thebrokenhunterandhisbrokenangel:

I literally cannot wait for West to find this in 10 years time.

I really don’t think he’ll be that shocked. 

colsandbradders:

I rest my case. Your argument is invalid.

melindaclarkes:

#Someone please tell me why they don’t have their own show

doctorheavenharkness:

n0kil7ing:

sevenseasaurus:

Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon?

Egberts?

Pizza?

John Green?

A vegan?

The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise.

fuck you vegans aren’t your source of entertainment you animal killers. 

and the vegan wins

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

thecapn:

did you know that teachers are instructed to get in between two boys in an altercation and break their eye contact because boys will disengage once the immediate situation is interrupted but they’re instructed to like never ever get in between two girls in a fight because girls wont stop after they lose sight and will actively try to go through whatever’s in between them and teachers are supposed to wait for security to break the shit apart

teenage girls will fuck your shit up 

elasticitymudflap:

scribble-mode:

misspumpkiin:

tsukikoneko:

I-I…

omfg

‘if youre tired during school just go to bed earlier’